Tuesday Confessions

Just putting it out there...

I caved and gave Walker a cookie from the bakery at the start of our trip to Kroger yesterday. Apparently, he doesn't like chocolate chips b/c he was spitting them all over his face, hands and clothing by the time we got to Laura's Lean Beef. The only thing I had in my bag to wipe it off was a clean diaper (no wipes!). So there I am, wiping a strange runny brown substance off my child's face with a diaper during rush hour at the grocery store. I. wanted. to. die.

My sink is full of dishes.

I am experiencing extreme neck & shoulder pain and therapy as a result of doing the "worm" at a friend's wedding in July. Let me repeat. 1) I was foolish enough to do the worm at the age of 27 and 2) I have payed good money for my lapse in good judgment.

I am feeding my son veggie "hot dogs" at this very moment and pretending they are the real thing. He is spitting them out. There goes $4.89.

I haven't watched Bravo TV in weeks. Probably a good thing.

If my son takes the vent cover off the floor vents one more time, I might break out the hammer & nails.

My hair has been in a pony tail for the past three days.

But I like the color of my hair right now.

I would rather be stalking other people's blogs than writing on my own:).

Comments

[Jeanne]

You are hilarious! For the record #1: I make a beeline for that free cookie and ASK for the darn thing because it usually makes the entire trip better--so don't feel bad about 'caving'!!
(and I don't bother wiping off the cookie mess until we get in the car or home....Guess Im not worried about his shirt or everything he will touch until it gets clean!) #2: I am super impressed you CAN DO THE WORM! Sorry your in pain...but that is impressive! :)

[Abby]

I love Kroger cookies - they're my saving grace when I shop!!!! And, as for the worm: impressive, sister, very impressive!!!!